Can you imagine the kind of WW3-level fight that would ensue if Melissa Rycroft posed nude for Playboy, and then Molly Malaney found it stuffed under Jason Mesnick's mattress? Sadly, we'll never know...
Is Melissa posing for Playboy?
"Not true. My father would kill me! Not only would I never do it, my father would never look at me the same ever again!" (Us Weekly)
We're pretty sure that was a "Hell no!" to posing nude. Apparently, bikinis are as scandalous as Melissa likes to get in her photoshoots...
Previously:
Melissa Rycroft Nude In Playboy? Can She Ask Holly Madison For Tips?
"Bachelor" Reject Melissa Rycroft Has "Girl Next Door" Holly Madison Shaking In Her Boots [VIDEO]
"DWTS" Maxsim Chmerovskiy Trashes ABC's Decision To Cast Melissa Rycroft
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