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Corinne, 23

How can you use your sleeve tattoo to pick up someone?
Guys will usually use my sleeve as a conversation starter, like, "Duuude! Did that hurt?" Well, I spent almost three hours with a needle continuously going in and out of my skin. What do you think?

What's the sexiest thing about a person with a sleeve tattoo?
The fact that sleeves are totally bad-ass. The bad boy/bad girl is always the sexiest. Always.

I obsess over the "right" time to call someone after a date. How can I stop myself from worrying about it?
There is no right time or wrong time. When you start obsessing over these things you are playing games. Don't play games.

My girlfriend won't shave her nether region unless I shave mine. Should I play her game or tough it out?
Well, why won't you shave yours? It could be that your reasons are the same as hers.

What kind of tattoo would make you sleep with someone, and what kind of tattoo would make you run away?
Well, this one guy had a pair of scissors and the words "shear blonde" tattooed above his crotch. His girlfriend thought it was hot (her words: "I can't wait to lick it"). I, on the other hand, had quite the opposite reaction.

My boyfriend has been asking me to get his name tattooed on my body forever. Is it romantic or does he need to grow up?
When I taught preschool, the parents wrote their children's names inside their clothes so they wouldn't lose them. You're not his belonging. Have him take some time and draw up an image or a symbol of his love for you. That would be romantic.

I started dating my ex-girlfriend after we'd been broken up for a year. What do I do to make sure she doesn't break up with me again?
Well, she came back to you didn't she? Obviously you weren't doing such a bad job in the first place. Don't spend so much time worrying about this. Act confident in yourself and eventually you will be confident.

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Comments ( 16 )

The first answer is the quote of a lifetime: "If you're using tattoos to pick up women, you got tattooed for all the wrong reasons. "

Dan commented on May 21 10 at 10:07 am

Awesome

Steve commented on May 21 10 at 10:54 am

Tatts are sexy... But I don't think they help you pick up women. A large penis will help

John commented on May 21 10 at 12:11 pm

What do you think?

John commented on May 21 10 at 12:11 pm

I really enjoyed this article...but the last guy is kind of scary, and looks pretty coked out.

Laura commented on May 21 10 at 9:51 pm

tats = hot

pat commented on May 21 10 at 11:05 pm

Some of the sanest, most down-to-earth advice yet and from flaky-looking people. Proof again that one should not judge a book by its cover.

notfromaroundhere commented on May 22 10 at 5:38 am

"Word of advice: cover up your sleeve before walking into a Walmart"- Ben, 22

So true!

lr commented on May 22 10 at 12:31 pm

Woah, yes. Good advice, but as a fellow Ben, I must say, that dude looks totally crazy.

benjams commented on May 24 10 at 8:17 am

Don't be judgemental. Ben isn't coked out. He's on meth.

schmoo commented on May 24 10 at 9:31 am

3 hours? who gets a sleeve done in 3 hours

stupid commented on May 25 10 at 12:27 am

"WHEN I TAUGHT PRESCHOOL"...If I have kids, I want their preschool teacher to be the kind of chick that would get a sleeve tattoo (no sarcasm, that would be baller).

AM commented on May 25 10 at 9:09 pm

Now we need "tattoo advice from people with sex sleeves"

Gady LaLa commented on May 26 10 at 1:05 pm

What do you think?

sex commented on May 27 10 at 4:36 am

What do you think?

sex commented on May 27 10 at 4:36 am

I would have thought that dating tips for people with sleeve tattoos would be "Don't."

Squaresville commented on May 27 10 at 10:09 am

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