Scott, 25
What’s the best reason to date a young Republican?
She won’t change the station while I’m getting my Rush Limbaugh on.
Are young Republicans better in bed then young Democrats?
Yes. Well, at least the men are. In my experience, conservative women seem to be just that in the bedroom.
I consider myself extremely right-wing. But this girl I have a crush on is a huge leftist. I want to go for it, but am afraid that personal politics will eventually lead to bedroom politics. What do you think?
Why not get into that political argument? Settle your differences in bed. Punish that liberal pussy.
Should there be age limits when it comes to dating?
Yes and no. It’s different for men than it is for women. Women can date older men and get away with it, men who are a lot older. Think John and Cindy McCain; she’s like twenty years younger than him. But for women, it’s a little different. I guess Demi Moore rocks it, but that’s because she’s hot and looks young still.
I’m totally broke, and my lease is up in three weeks. My boyfriend of four months, who’s got plenty of money, suggested that I move in with him. Would it be wrong to accept his offer?
If you were using him for the convenience, then yes, it would be wrong. But if you’d live with him regardless of his money then I think it’s fine. If he doesn’t know either way, I think you’re golden.
Does the number of one’s sexual partners matter?
Again, I think it’s different for men than it is for women. For men, the more the merrier. For women, you better keep your number low or make sure your sexual partners aren’t going to talk. I’m not saying that it’s right, but that’s just how it is.
What’s worse: physically or emotionally cheating?
Physically. It’s better to get emotionally attached to someone else and then realize you were wrong, than it is to do something regrettable that can never be reversed.
For the first few months of I was with my boyfriend, we had sex around the clock. Six months in, I’m lucky if we have sex once a week. We don’t fight or anything, but we’re never in the mood anymore. Is the relationship on the rocks?
I would say your love life is in serious need of a resurrection. Use the slump as a reason to try new things in the bedroom – use your imagination. If that doesn’t work, get married. Then you two are stuck together.
Jaimee, 23
Why are young Republicans better in bed?
We aren’t “wishy washy.” We have no problem telling you when, where, and how we want it. We like to be bossy.
I consider myself extremely right-wing. But this girl I have a crush on is a huge leftist. I want to go for it, but am afraid that personal politics will eventually lead to bedroom politics. What do you think?
You have to agree to disagree. All relationships should be give and take. Never try to persuade someone into believing what you believe – that will never work. But don’t take anything personally either.
Should there be age limits when it comes to dating?
Absolutely not. If you love the person and feel a real connection, then who cares if you’re forty dating a twenty-five-year old. Unless it’s illegal. That’s a different story.
I’m totally broke, and my lease is up in three weeks. My boyfriend of four months, who’s got plenty of money, suggested that I move in with him. Would it be wrong to accept his offer?
No way. Go for it! If you’re looking for a future husband and believe he could be the one, then give it a shot. It's better to find out now that you can't stand the way he hangs his towels or whatever, then to realize that one year into the marriage and you find yourself in couples’ counseling or on the verge of divorce because he can’t put the seat down.
Does the number of one’s sexual partners matter?
To me, yes. If you can count your partners without taking your socks off, that’s okay. But if you need to borrow your friend’s fingers and toes, well, you may want to go to a clinic.
This girl I’m hooking up with told me she wants to incorporate a little kink into our routine, via food. Any ideas?
I guess sweets are always good, like chocolate, whipped cream, and other desert toppings. But rule one: go buy the cheapest sheets you can find – this could get messy!
Jason, 28
What’s the best reason to date a young Republican?
You will be dating a man (or woman) with upstanding moral fiber. People of conservative backgrounds tend to be a bit more chivalrous, as well.
Are young Republicans better in bed then young Democrats?
Unequivocally, yes.
I consider myself extremely right-wing. But this girl I have a crush on is a huge leftist. I want to go for it, but am afraid that personal politics will eventually lead to bedroom politics. What do you think?
Wait it out; establish a rapport (emotionally and physically); and save the discussion for later. No use throwing a wrench in the cogs too early. The point here is to not let it get too heated. That's where the trouble starts.
I’ve always wanted to have a threesome with two girls. I told my girlfriend and she agreed – if she could have a threesome with two guys. Is this a fair tradeoff?
Absolutely. Give what you take, gentlemen, and take what you give.
I’m totally broke, and my lease is up in three weeks. My boyfriend of four months, who’s got plenty of money, suggested that I move in with him. Would it be wrong to accept his offer?
My girlfriend reminds me all the time that this is not a matter of who has what, but making a team effort. At some point, you have to stop thinking of it in terms of "mine" and "yours" and thinking of life as "ours.” That being said, pull your weight.
Does the number of one’s sexual partners matter?
Only of it matters to the other person, but you should come into it in an understanding that you've had a life before. If you can't take that perspective, find a nice virgin.
What’s worse: physically or emotionally cheating?
As heinous as physical cheating is, emotional cheating can cause more permanent damage.
For the first few months of I was with my boyfriend, we had sex around the clock. Six months in, I’m lucky if we have sex once a week. We don’t fight or anything, but we’re never in the mood anymore. Is the relationship on the rocks?
You need to take steps to be more proactive when you want nookie. Try different approaches — like, not right at bedtime. Try earlier in the day or at lunchtime, or in the morning. Generally, it may take a few moments, but it should never take more than thirty seconds to get a man going. If it does, there really is something wrong.
