Bearded Man of the Week: Zach Galifianakis

 

If there's one thing we love more than bearded men here at Scanner, it's funny bearded men. If there is more than one thing we love more than bearded men, the other is bearded men who are funny and also have bellies. What can we say? We like big, warm, cuddly, funny hairy dudes. Especially when it's "dangerously cold" outside.

That is why our Bearded Man of the Week is comedian Zach Galifianakis.

We're really sad the video cut out before the effeminate gay basher. Perhaps we could get him to do it for us in person before we go. We've seen Zach hanging out at the bar four doors down from our apartment, on multiple occasions, but have yet to stop in and say "hi." He's also friends with our old friend Bobby.

Anyway, Zach, keep the beard and the funny coming and we'll love you forever. Hell, even if you lose the funny, keep the beard (and the belly). 

[zachgalifianakis.com]

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