Billy Ray and Mama Cyrus, please put this girl in a proper school pronto...

Despite being the studio's reigning teen idol, Miley Cyrus isn't a fan of Disney's 1951 animated classic Alice In Wonderland.

"It's such a perverted movie," the Hannah Montana star says in the May 2009 issue of Teen Vogue. "It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."

That's right, the 1951 G-rated children's movie based on an 1865 Lewis Carroll book is about Methylenedioxymethamphetamine,a drug that didn't hit the streets until the 1970's or become popular until the 1980's. How do we know that? We just looked it up online. Seriously, if you're going to try the old, dumb  "that kids' movie is all about drugs" internet conspiracy theory then:

A) It works better with "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory"

B) Choose a drug that was actually around at the time. Opium would have been a good choice.

But honestly, it's an easy mistake to make. Just look at the hookah-smoking caterpillar:

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