Pete Wentz recently opened up to Elle magazine about those penis photos that were so famously leaked on the Interwebs last year. What's his only regret?

He wishes he would have done a little more manscaping.

Elle: Like millions of others, I've seen these photos. But if a picture of your penis is going to get leaked online, you could do much worse than yours.

Pete: Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. But at the time, I wanted to find a cave and hang out there for the rest of my life and be a cave painter and eat dirt.

Elle: I don't want you to think I lingered on the photo, but I did notice that you looked groomed down there.

Pete: The manscaping? Honestly, I felt slightly overgrown in those pictures. If I had taken them for public consumption, I would have done it differently - groomed a little closer, better lighting.

Oh, Pete. The public consumed them just fine. Juuuuuuust fine.  

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