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Chilean Miners Deprived of Sex Dolls

Even trapped miles below the surface for months on end, it seems that boys will be boys. We know men have certain needs, and according to a new book by author Jonathan Franklin, the three dozen men trapped in last year's Chilean mine collapse needed a little sugar to go along with food, water, and letters from concerned relatives. A generous citizen actually stepped up and tried to donate ten sex dolls, but rather than put up with such an awful ratio, the thirty-three guys in the mine just said, "send porn."

Commentarium (12 Comments)

Feb 18 11 - 1:29pm
bschau

Our country's fear of teenage sex is ridiculous!

Feb 18 11 - 1:47pm
WithAnInotAnE

Wow, that contraception rap is awesome. Haha. "Rule of thumb, one up the bum and you won't be a mum"-- don't forget kids!

Feb 22 11 - 9:23pm
KT

Was the Condom Cupid's attire required? Was he not allowed to wear a jacket? It looks freezing.

Feb 23 11 - 9:44pm
jill

Yes, I fear that there would be jealousy with the sex doll sharing. "Crap, she looks like she's enjoying it more with him. Suave bastard."
jill
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Nov 20 11 - 12:47pm
Cash

A minute saved is a minute enread, and this saved hours!

Nov 20 11 - 2:57pm
Sunny

Slam dunkin like Shauqille O'Neal, if he wrote informative articles.

Nov 20 11 - 5:31pm
Marni

It's much easier to udnesrtand when you put it that way!

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