Andrew Cuomo named one of the "sexiest men alive"

Well, I guess it's not any less weird than Ryan Reynolds — Andrew Cuomo managed to make People's list of the sexiest men alive, joining the likes of Sting and Michael Bolton in the over-fifty category. Given that both his dad and his brother had managed to land on "sexiest" lists before he did, New York's spanking new governor quipped, "A lot of it's just natural. It's genetic sculpting."

But seriously folks, Cuomo wants everyone to know that you can chalk his sexiness up to a careful diet and regular workouts, and the editor of People explained, "His many years of public service make him sexy." Then what, no love for Jimmy McMillan?