Joan Rivers lusts after Ryan Gosling
By Ben ReiningaOctober 10th, 2011, 7:03 pmComments (11)There are a lot of things to like about Joan Rivers: she's hilarious, an unabashed drunk, practically mummified, and, as anyone who's seen her documentary can attest, insanely driven. But I think she's at her best when she's unapologetically horny. Like today, on Fashion Police, when she expressed her love for Ryan Gosling:
"He is handsome, he is great… I love him.... I read that his greatest love is an eleven-and-a-half-year-old dog… In human, that's about seventy-eight years. So Ryan… Guess who else is 78 and also likes it doggy style?"
A cute and seemingly innocuous anecdote (I mean what's surprising about having a crush on Ryan Gosling?) that surprises you with a graphic old-lady sex joke! Classic Joan Rivers. It proves three things: rude old people are great, Joan Rivers is mutant who will never die, and Ryan Gosling, despite his sometimes baffling choices in movies, is unbelievably handsome. (Did anyone else find Drive to be a half-baked Reservoir Dogs with a better soundtrack but no plot?)
And just for fun, here's some classic Joan Rivers, making fun of people the way it's meant to be done:
Commentarium (11 Comments)
Not too far of a stretch from Sandra Bullock... JUST KIDDING. She actually looks her age.
I lust after Ryan too!
Same here.
Ditto. Oh, wait!
I don't blame her, it's not difficult to have a crush on him
I have very little interest in "fashion" but I watch "Fashion Police" because Joan is a scream. I FF through all the other nonsense just to hear her be raunchy.
Cougars are as cougars do.
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please i will like you to contact me through my Email
then i will explaine my self to you and send you my picture, i love your profile
please i will like you to contact me through my Email
then i will explaine my self to you and send you my picture, i love your profile
Joan Rivers is so ugly. So is her daughter
Now you say something