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I never thought I'd say this, but I wish Donald Trump would spend more time making The Apprentice and building ugly buildings, because this whole Presidential bid is getting very tiresome. Yesterday, I guess in order to establish some Republican cred, he suggested that Barack Obama was not actually born in America. 

I guess that's officially what you have to do to be taken seriously as a Republican these days. After voicing the usual doubts, he had the following to say:

Everybody that even gives a hint of being a birther… even a little bit of a hint, like, gee, you know, maybe, just maybe this much of a chance, they label them as an idiot. Let me tell you, I'm a really smart guy. 

I kind of believe him. I mean, he is probably on the smart end of the spectrum. But that's probably why he should avoid stating clear factual inaccuracies (which are so alarmist and conspiratorial that they make level-headed folks like Karl Rove nervous). His apparent cause for concern is that nobody remembers Barack Obama from his childhood. For no particular reason, I've included a picture of Barack Obama with his kindergarten class.  

Trump's political posturing is annoying, however, even when it's not offensive. Earlier this week, his Comedy Central roast (which had its funny moments, including some deaf-woman humor and a squirmingly terrible bomb by The Situation), came crashing to a halt when Trump hopped up at the end to remind us all that he might be forming an exploratory committee to consider running for President, or whatever the fuck.
 
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Comments ( 4 )

Mar 18 11 at 1:58 pm
anonymous2

obama is freakin adorable in that class photo

Mar 18 11 at 6:39 pm
MRAGH

I don't believe any of the birther propoganda for a second, but I do wish Obama would just provide the appropriate proof to shut them up already.

Mar 18 11 at 11:48 pm
anonymusk

Obama may be spending a fortune to keep his long-form birth cert under wraps not because of WHERE it says he was born, but WHO it says his father really was: hint- not his mommy's temporary exotic "husband" of the moment.

But Mr. Peace Prize really isn't letting this controversy slow him down. He's about to bomb, irradiate and exploit another oil-rich country of folks just sufficiently lighter than himself.

Apr 13 11 at 11:30 am
Karson

It's spooky how cleevr some ppl are. Thanks!

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