Herman Cain's 999 plan shockingly similar to tax code in SimCity 4
By EJ DicksonOctober 13th, 2011, 8:00 pmComments (46)Since the invention of Tetris, real people have been inspired by computer games. Like, for instance, that sexy lady terrorist who tried to steal the Washington Monument a few years back, or those courageous men in uniform who risked their lives to protect our nation from Nazi zombies and prostitutes.
Yet no man has ever been brave enough to build his presidential campaign around a computer game: no man, that is, but GOP candidate/former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain. According to the Huffington Post, Cain's much-publicized 999 tax code — which would entail 9 percent corporate income, 9 percent personal income, and 9 percent national sales tax rates — is shockingly similar to the tax plan in Maxis's SimCity 4, where residents must pay the same amount for commercial, industrial and residential taxes.
Rich Lowrie, the investment advisor who came up with 999 for Cain's campaign, has yet to comment on the similarities between his idea and the game (though his receptionist told HuffPo that Lowrie's "not much of a gamer"). Still, it'd be pretty awesome if the other GOP candidates followed Cain's example; the debates would be a lot more exciting with Mitt Romney promising to create jobs by building dinosaur theme parks, or Rick Perry pledging to resolve the economic crisis by changing our currency to Simoleons.
Commentarium (46 Comments)
Black man who's not down on the Democrat plantation, attack him!
Idiocy is color-blind.
Gee, a black man builds a business and he's an idiot, another "black man" does nothing but social organizing and he's a genius!
Cain's an idiot because he says idiotic things. Like that no Congressional bill will ever be more than 3 pages in the future if he's president.
Yeah, having legislation that is comprehensible is idiotic!
Anyone catch that straw man? Notice how instead of addressing Cain's ridiculous assertion that he will force federal legislation to meet a page limit, I twisted the argument into being about the merits of the idea? You can't beat me in an argument as long as I keep changing what it's about! I always win that way -- in my own mind, that is.
They are the same thing. You didn't twist anything. Sorry to rain on you delusion.
Typical nasty liberal tactics ... ok liberal douche-bag ... how many pages is the Bill of Rights? Hmmmm?
Oh, how about getting a name for yourself?
Oh wow man! Yeah, you're right. You know they never taught the Constitution when I went for my degree in Anthropology. Notice how I'm an idiot and secretly frighten by Black men which is why I like to insult them.
We're all the same person! *wink wink* Just thought I'd share. Oh, and get your own initials! Derp.
Poor, poor jr.
I am jr. Poor me.
Can we get back to attacking the black man who disagrees with us?
I thought that was the purpose of this article!
Troll you are.
I can't form a coherent argument so I just think I'll say: Conservatroll! Derp! I'm so witty!
I like the dude because he is brave enough to change the way something works, not just turn knobs and pull levers on a fucked up tax system.
+1
Doh!
Derp!
Say what you will about Cain, but he's also got plans for handling an invasion from space, missile attacks, and helping amphibians cross busy streets.
And creating jobs. Don't forget he has a plan for jobs. So you can add that one to the list of things the current amateurs in power don't have.
Come up with a snazzy catchphrase, then create a policy around it. Sounds about as backwards as everything else Republicans do.
Yup, nothing like my campaign ... "Change"
Our 2012 slogan is a tie between "If it's broken, don't fix it." and "Change, if it's all you have left, we want it".
Change we can believe in!
Yessir! We love it when you vote against your own self interests.
Yes, "we" are so stupid that we don't even know what is in our best interest. I've only managed to earn four degrees, have a successful (so far) career, raise a family and save for retirement. I guess I need to be more like the OWS losers. Can you help me out?
Turn off FOX "News". You do need to be more like OWS: At least they are standing up to the plutocracy while you are only enabling the very people who oppress you. Apparently, "four degrees" doesn't protect you from brainwashing and ignorance.
If Cain becomes president, will I also get a free fountain drink when I file my taxes?
What surprises me is that no one sees Obama's tax plan as what was tried in virtually every Western European country. Epic fail.
We like Bush better than Obama.
Bush hasn't been President for almost three years.
Guess what? His policies don't end once he's out of office! Derp.
Which policies are still in place that Obama wants changed?
I love the "derp," it's the sound of ignornance.
is the sound of your strawmen falling over. The most obvious policies: Getting out of Iraq, raising taxes on the 1%.
I have to confess that I do feel very uncomfortable when a black man expresses a political opinion that I don't agree with.
Ok, Bevis.
Gee, I hope this is the sort of writing that will get me a gig at the Onion!
Try being funny first.
Like most on the left I'm too consumed with anger to ever be funny.
It have you. All the comedians, we Left have.
Truth be told, I'm more interested in a moderator position on Stormfront...thanks for the well wishes, though!
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