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Sad Keanu

Sad Keanu

This costume may work best if your Halloween party takes place on a park bench. But if you're forced to bring the scenery with you, as we were here, just try to stay in character. Think, "I've starred in some of the most profitable films of the past three decades. But you, pigeons and sandwich, are my only friends."

Required Materials:

1 V-neck sweater
1 blazer
1 half-eaten sandwich
1 cardboard box (worn as personal park bench)
1 wistful expression

Comments ( 13 )

I think I found my newest fetish.

Brotato commented on Oct 15 10 at 12:15 am

I might go relatively old school and rock a Don't Tase Me, Bro guy costume. I just have to find a half dozen people to follow me around dressed as rent-a-cops.

bearman33 commented on Oct 15 10 at 1:03 am

All this time I thought I was wearing some sort of turban.

Cigar Guy commented on Oct 15 10 at 10:00 am

@Cigar Guy: I thought you were too. We take our research seriously here.

PeterSmith commented on Oct 15 10 at 10:06 am

I love the attention to detail. Sadly, the Sexy Quran girl doesn't have a drawn on mustache.

Paulie Z commented on Oct 15 10 at 10:21 am

of course anything looks sexy if you hire a model to wear it

steven commented on Oct 15 10 at 2:53 pm

What about Jenny Dry-Erase?

Michael F. commented on Oct 15 10 at 8:03 pm

What about Epic Beard Man?

Bri commented on Oct 16 10 at 12:50 pm

...huge creativity fail. 5 costumes not 10.

Sexy "Costume here" commented on Oct 16 10 at 8:47 pm

Now that I look at the picture, I might go as Shaun White/Double Rainbow Guy, carrying two rainbows on a stick in one hand, and a snowboard in the other.

bearman33 commented on Oct 17 10 at 11:23 am

that guy is hot.

hinie commented on Oct 17 10 at 12:03 pm

"Curly Afro wig?" Lawd. On Halloween we're gonna see enough white people in blackface, as it is!

Um commented on Oct 17 10 at 12:23 pm

Thats not 10 thats 5.

Airen commented on Oct 17 10 at 3:19 pm

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