Internet Meme Halloween Costumes of 2010

Cigar Guy

Make sure your bug-eyed features convey giddy, infectious delight. (Notice how well our long-suffering IT guy manages to get this feeling across, despite really having had better things to do than let us draw mustaches on him for an hour.) If you're going for Sexy Cigar Guy, it may be a challenge to feel especially sexy, but remember that even in a ridiculous mustache, you are sexier than many of Tiger Woods' actual mistresses.

Required Materials:

1 navy “dad jacket” windbreaker
1 fake mustache
1 ginger-colored wig (in ponytail)
1 cigar
Lifelong obsession with the game of golf

Comments ( 13 )

I think I found my newest fetish.

Brotato commented on Oct 15 10 at 12:15 am

I might go relatively old school and rock a Don't Tase Me, Bro guy costume. I just have to find a half dozen people to follow me around dressed as rent-a-cops.

bearman33 commented on Oct 15 10 at 1:03 am

All this time I thought I was wearing some sort of turban.

Cigar Guy commented on Oct 15 10 at 10:00 am

@Cigar Guy: I thought you were too. We take our research seriously here.

PeterSmith commented on Oct 15 10 at 10:06 am

I love the attention to detail. Sadly, the Sexy Quran girl doesn't have a drawn on mustache.

Paulie Z commented on Oct 15 10 at 10:21 am

of course anything looks sexy if you hire a model to wear it

steven commented on Oct 15 10 at 2:53 pm

What about Jenny Dry-Erase?

Michael F. commented on Oct 15 10 at 8:03 pm

What about Epic Beard Man?

Bri commented on Oct 16 10 at 12:50 pm

...huge creativity fail. 5 costumes not 10.

Sexy "Costume here" commented on Oct 16 10 at 8:47 pm

Now that I look at the picture, I might go as Shaun White/Double Rainbow Guy, carrying two rainbows on a stick in one hand, and a snowboard in the other.

bearman33 commented on Oct 17 10 at 11:23 am