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The Hooksexup Dating Confessions are positively buzzing with the approach of the holidays, readers. From people wishing they weren't single for Christmas to... people wishing they weren't single for New Year's Eve, we're all being swept up in the spirit of the season. But just because it's almost time for vacation, it doesn't mean we shouldn't honor the confessions that caught our eye this week. So gather 'round the fire, eggnog in hand, and join us for another round of the Confessies!
The Award for Cutest Nickna...Oh. Ohhhh.
The Award for Least Likely to Become a Librarian
The Friedrich Nietzsche Memorial Award
The "Beating Us to Our Own Joke" Award
The Award for Most Likely to Be Dating Dr. House
The "Hasn't Katie Suffered Enough?" Award
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My First Time by You "It wasn't planned out — nothing was planned out that summer..." |
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The 20 Best Movies of the '00s by Phil Nugent, Andrew Osborne, and Scott Von Doviak You'd be a fool to argue with this incontestable list. We used science. /entertainment/ |
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Terry Gilliam Will Make You a Better Person by Phil Nugent The legendary director on Heath Ledger, the Incredible Hulk, and what the hell to do with your life. /entertainment/ |
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The Confessies by You This Week: The Award for Most Likely to Be Dating Dr. House. |
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Miss Information by Erin Bradley Are you "sassy"? Five phrases you should never put in your personals profile. /advice/ |
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True Stories: You Better Not Cry by Augusten Burroughs Augusten Burroughs spends a white Christmas black-out drunk. |
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Avatar by Scott Von Doviak James Cameron promised a game-changer. Did he deliver? /entertainment/ |
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Sex Advice From . . . Jewish Mothers by Elyssa Goodman Q. What's the biggest difference between dating Jews and Gentiles? A. About one inch. /advice/ |
- "I know you're lurking, and googling me at four in the morning, and I find it disturbing."
- "You're not in love with me. You're in love with love."
- "That combination of sweet-bordering-on-sappy and unspeakably filthy? Yes, that."
- "It's impossible for me to express in words my elation at your complete failure at life ever since you left me."
- "I love you because you push my buttons. I have never met a man so annoying and yet so interesting and engaging before."
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