As with most things, we have a difference of opinion with some choices on Fox New’s cutie-pants columnist Yvonne Fulbright’s list of the “12 Things You Should Never Do When It Comes to Sex.” Let’s see if you and I are on the same page with these…
1. Never have a “type” of orgasm — have your orgasm.
2. Never talk about past sexual relationships.
3. Never let sex get routine.
4. Never just lie there.
5. Never move in together (or get married) a second time.
6. Never drink cheap beer and stay overnight.
7. Never drink more than 1-2 glasses of alcohol.
8. Never compare yourself to Victoria’s Secret or Abercrombie models.
9. Never totally trust magazine sex tips.
10. Never douche before sex.
11. Never attempt tricky Kama Sutra positions if you are not flexible.
12. Never listen to somebody slamming your sexy self.
How did you score? Here’s how we rated it: 1. Wha? 2. Absolutely true. 3. Yes. 4. Yes– unless you’re role playing? 5. On the fence on this. 6. Why not? 7. Oh, come on! Never? 8. Agreed. 9. Absolutely correct. 10. Okay. 11. Ha ha– um, yes, please don’t attempt Kama Sutra positions unless you know what the hell you’re doing. 12. 100% spot-on.
To see the full explanations for Fulbright’s choices, click here. How did she fare, everyone?