This Week In Sex: Up-And-Coming Models Get Naked Together

The headline of the week: "Lube Fingered in Fatal Blast."

"The human race is hypocritical. Sex will always be with us. Prostitution will always be with us. Hookers, whores, prostitutes, whatever you may call them, are some of the most ignobled people in the world." That's the great Dame Helen Mirren, always way more evolved in her thinking than the rest of the world.

Ladies, does this number seem correct to you: 80% of women fake their orgasms?

Landon Donavan's love child may be revealed in the coming days, shattering his hopes of reconciliation with his estranged wife.

Is Twilight ruining relationships across the continent? Let's hope so -- we shouldn't let those people breed. (Kidding.) 

This iPad app claims to hypnotize you and cure your premature ejaculation.

Allison Janney went topless for a most sexcellent scene in Todd Solondz's upcoming "Happiness" sequel "Life During Wartime." V Magazine roped Crystal Renn, Edita Vilkeviciute [Ed. Note: HOLY SHIT!] and several other up-and-comers into a black-and-white nude shoot. Also, the penis cucumber.

Allison Janney

Edita Vilkeviciute

Crystal Renn

 

Guinevere Van Seenus