13 Surprisingly Sexy Vintage Swimsuits Through The Ages
From the 19th century to the 1960s, vintage swimwear is sexier, weirder (and advertised in weirder ways) than you&#…
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The Subtlety of Sex: Introducing Lascivious’ New Collection
Hooksexup welcomes Chloe Hamblen's new luxury lingerie line, SS13. Chloe Hamlen, creative director of British luxury lingerie bran…
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JCPenney launches Father’s Day ad with two dads, presumably to spite One Million Moms
JCPenney recently launched a very special Father's Day ad featuring a real live gay couple and their adorable children. Dads T…
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Morgan Spurlock’s new hard-hitting documentary tackles the world of male grooming
Documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (the trailblazer who discovered in Supersize Me that gorging on McDonald…
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Vogue agrees to stop employing underage models, those with eating disorders
In a landmark case of conventional wisdom and/or common decency, Vogue magazine is going stop employing models under the age of si…
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New Jersey mom arrested for taking her 5-year-old daughter tanning
Not often does a news story involving child abuse make me crave an extra-crispy family-sized bucket of KFC, but leave it to the In…
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Teen banned from prom for tasteful, Vera Wang-inspired Confederate flag dress
Remember senior prom? Limousines, expensive corsages, champagne, that stolen kiss from the girl you've loved since freshman ye…
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Dressing rooms cause you to be more judgmental of your figure, as do good-looking mannequins and Helen Mirren
New research in body-image science (which exists) says that women are more judgmental of their figures when trying on bathing suit…
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New Diet Alert: Lose weight before your wedding with a feeding tube
Hey guys! I saw this awesome episode of The Twilight Zone last night. So, you see this room full of women with feeding tubes attac…
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Prom spending is now up to an average of $1,078, because people are crazy
Kids these days. They may be getting less pregnant, but they're also dropping outrageous sums on their magical evenings of car…
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Miss Universe lifts ban on transgendered contestants.
The Miss Universe organization announced today that they will reverse their ban on transgendered contestants. The decision is, of …
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Apparently displaying the Confederate flag is okay as long as RuPaul isn’t wearing it
Someone finally found a way to make displaying the Confederate flag offensive to people who support displaying the Confederate fla…
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Israel passes law banning underweight models
In international news, Israel has decided to ban the use of anorexic-looking models. The law requires that models show proof …
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Rick Santorum visits sweater-vest factory, cements campaign as joke
One imagines a writer for The Onion seeing this story and thinking "Damn! Real life stole my idea again!" as he takes an…
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Right-wing group demands J.C. Penney fire spokesmodel Ellen DeGeneres for being gay
Ellen DeGeneres is one of those people who absolutely everyone in America adores: parents think she's funny, little kids think…
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Meet your future president: Drake
In a recent interview with ex-crippled Degrassi student Drake, the rapper confessed that he would gladly take on the role of playi…
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Photo on French fashion website features children, photo-bombing naked guy
Upscale French fashion chain La Redoute found itself mastering l'arte des excuses aujourd'hui (whatever, I got a C in…
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NYU, FIT top Most Hipster Colleges list
In addition to ranking higher education institutions based on the usual standards — such as academics, extracurriculars, and…
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Hailee Steinfeld ad banned in U.K. on child-endangerment claims
Fresh off their shutdown of Dakota Fanning's too-sexy Marc Jacobs ad, the U.K.'s Advertising Standards Authority is now ba…
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Someone stole the entire Marc Jacobs spring/summer 2012 collection from a train
Outlandishly, the entirety of the Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2012 collection has been stolen. And stolen on a train, no less! …
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