Sure, your Pocket Rocket sounds like a lawnmower, but that doesn't mean you weren't trying to be discreet about your vibrator use. After the jump, my top five fave discreet sex toys:
1. The Lipstick Vibe
[$28, Babeland]
2. The Babelight
[$14, Babeland]
3. The Hitachi Magic Wand (bear with me here; I include this one as I feel it's the one that closest to actually looking like a by-god back massager!)
[$52, Good Vibrations]
4. The Just In Case (not actually a toy, but a crafty little concealer of condoms)
[$16, Good Vibrations]
5. The I Rub My Duckie
[$25, Babeland]
Not So Discreet: The Bondage Duckie:
[$24, Good Vibrations]