Things that I wish my mirror would say to me, if only it could talk:
1. You look so hot today. Like, Monica Bellucci hot.
3. Yeah, I wouldn't wear that if I were you.
3. Danger! Vampire!
4. It's cool, I confuse my right and left too sometimes.
5. This has been pleasant and professional.
Alas, the talking mirror is the stuff of fairytales. But the SMS-Messaging mirror really does exist:
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