Most of us don't want to talk about how many partners we've had in bed. It's either too many, too few, or... A Third option I'm not thinking of. But there's an easy way to break the news to your newest beau, as soon as you take your pants off, without saying a word:

[$12, Vulgaritees]

[Via Fashionably Geek]

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