I've always preferred fake nature to the actual outdoors. After all, I'm allergic to...nature. Plus, I'm scared of bees and other creepy crawlies. Hence my Andy Warhol butterfly art print, the porcelain bowl with the floral detailing, the Mexican sculpture with all the flowers, my porcelain bird collection, the cluster of pussy willows, the branches in that other vase, the art prints on my living room wall, etc. It's easier to enjoy it all from the safety of my own home.
How do I ensure that I'll never have to leave the house again in order to enjoy "the great outdoors"?
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