[$30.15 USD, Prophopot]
Lovely MM reader Melissa sent us a tip about the Prophopot, a bedside earthenware canister for one's condom stash, which is apparently "lubricated with a non-spermicidal glaze."
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I'm guessing they're not trying to be subtle.
Back in college, when I was doing the trite reviewing-sex-toys thing, I was inundated with free condoms, and used to keep them all hidden away in a very unassuming dresser-top cabinet. Perhaps I should have been more open about my collection, displaying them proudly in candy-colored containers with teated tops just begging for a good lick or suck.
As it was, I was treated to an exceptionally melodramatic moving-out scene, in which my parents reached for the small cabinet in order to wrap it up for safe-keeping, musing aloud, "What's in here?" and I leapt across the room in a single bound — in slow motion, no less — shrieking "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!"
No. Not suspicious at all.
Thanks Melissa!