The rumor du jour is that Britney Spears will appear on Sesame Street and perform a duet with Oscar the Grouch. A different blogger, a far meaner blogger, might make a joke here. For example: Isn’t she already living in a garbage can? But we are not that blogger. We are much kinder, sexier blogger. We think this is a great move for a lady we are ready to see back on top. Any trashcan that’s hosted Anderson Cooper and Jon Stewart is just fine with us, thanks.