Apparently, our Google Alert for Barack Obama doesn't cover the Houston-area "Men Seeking Men" section of Craigslist.

A nine-inch penis from Atlanta in town on business is advertising itself for a casual but memorable encounter. It sounds eerily similar to a scenario made up by a very stankin' con artist with way too much time on his hands: pick me up and take me back to your hotel room, where we will pound each other and swap Obama masks. 

Poor Obama. First there's the whole Muslim thing, then there's that whole gay thing, then there's that whole Muslim thing, then there's this gay thing. In case it gets pulled by some overly-sensititive Barry fans, here's the text, followed by the actual link via Fleshbot:

houston craigslist > men seeking men

Hung Black Male (9)_Seeks White Masc Bottom To Pound Wearing Obama Msk - 34

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Date: 2008-02-22, 1:34PM CST


I am an attractive, in shape hung (9 inches) black male from Atlanta here on business. I am looking for a masculine white male to service me, then get pounded in my hotel room today or tomorrow (saturday). Send your pics, stats and background info. I want to wear my Obama mask while I pound you.

Location: Hilton Americas

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