Uh, it's called "herpes," Amy. Actually, we like to call it "The Herp"— it seems less offensive that way, like a Furbee or something.
The star fueled speculation she may have suffered a blow to the cheek after she was photographed on Friday with a painful-looking swelling on the side of her face.
But Winehouse's official spokesman insists the singer has come down with a mystery illness and is seeking medical help.
He tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "Amy has a skin infection which is why her face looks the way it does. At this stage she has no idea what it is but she's getting to a doctor to try and identify the problem. She's not in any pain but, obviously, she wants to get it sorted as soon as possible."
We can save you a trip to the doctor, Amy. Just head to your local Boots and pick up some Abreva.
Also, Facebook is here to help.
[Starpulse: Amy Winehouse Suffers From Skin Infection]
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