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Talking to Strangers
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Mark, 20

Is there a type of girl you normally go for? What's your weakness with the ladies?
Cute. I like cute faces. Silliness. I don't know. I've had really bad luck with women up until this point.

Oh really? Any crazy stories or just bad luck with women in general?

I was dating this girl who weighed more than me — in muscle, but like leg muscle. She was completely a regular person but then she was on the rowing team, so... it was just very awkward because it never worked.

It never worked in the bedroom?
Yeah. And it didn't occur to me why — and then I figured it out, why I was disgusted by her.

Have you ever been in any crazy relationships?
No. I mean, I had a crush on this girl in high school for like three years, and then she started dating my best friend when I went to college and they didn't tell me. That was the craziest, because it was just really sad. I was like, "Why didn't you guys tell me?" So now I don't talk to her. But he's still my best friend. He was like, I'm just really sorry, I screwed up. And I was like, it's okay. I don't really hold him accountable. It's her fault.

Have you ever done anything crazy to get laid?

No, I was a virgin for so long and then I didn't want to waste it! So I had my, uh, crew girlfriend, and then I met my current girlfriend. So I never had to do anything crazy. But I was really stressed out on my way to stats one day, and we went into an elevator and I got a blowjob. It was awesome. No one came into the elevator. It took like forty-five minutes. And then we left.

It took forty-five minutes?
Well, we were just making out for the beginning bit. And then someone walked into the elevator two minutes after we left.

That's crazy. Do you think people knew what you were doing?

No, it was relatively unknown elevator. I mean, no one uses it except for disabled people. Which is sad, but...

So, they couldn't get upstairs, because you were getting off?
Well, if they'd opened the door, it would have been the most awkward situation in my life.




Sarah, 24


What do you for a living?
I'm a student. Fashion design.

Does that ever get you guys?
Ha, no.

Yeah, as soon as I asked, I was like, probably not. Do you have any crazy romances in your life?
Yes, actually. I dated a guy for five years, from sixteen to twenty-one. It ended really badly. I just had this crisis where I was like, "I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" and broke up with him. He was in love with me and it was really messy. He was crazy. Even when we were together he'd call me seven times a day and if I didn't answer, he'd freak out. He was just really needy. And at that young of an age I didn't realize how bad that was. Now if you did that to me — if you called me even three times a day and were like, "Where are you?" — I'd dump you immediately.

How did you eventually cut him off?

I just had to break things off. We were friends and we thought about getting back together — but it ended up being best that we just broke up.

Do you have any favorite hook-up stories — or disastrous hook-ups?
I don't want to dwell on the negatives, actually. The guy that I'm dating now, on one of our first dates, we went and hit balls at this driving range. Then we went back to his house and ate and watched a movie about this really cheesy, classic '80s rock band that he projected on his back wall with his friends. And then we all got really drunk and sang karaoke. It was the funnest time ever.

Any night that finishes with karaoke is a good night. How long have you been seeing this guy?
It's actually been two years, a couple days ago. He's awesome, I love him to death. We met in Arizona, where we both used to live. I moved to New York and now we're doing long-distance. So that sucks.

So you moved from California to Arizona to New York. Are there differences between the guys in each place?
I'd be so scared to date guys in New York. I feel like here you always have the option to trade up — because you meet so many people every day, you'd always be on the look out.




John, 28

What do you do for a living?
I'm an illustrator.

Does that ever get you dates?
No, I'm married. It used to.

Congratulations, dude. What do you look for in a woman?
What did I look for? Someone who's creative, comfortable with themselves.

Do you have any dealbreakers?
Yeah, laziness is a real big dealbreaker. Immaturity.

Do you have any crazy ex-girlfriends?
Yes. Oh Jesus. Tryin' to sum up my crazy ex-girlfriends... There was one girl who was really chaotic, dramatic, and high-stress. She had a cheating ex-boyfriend — who was really abusive to her — who she broke up with to be with me. He'd piss in her shampoo bottle and give it to her. It's all coming back to me now — he was just really forceful in any possible way you could imagine. He was away at school and we started dating. Then he came back so she broke up with me to be with him, like that weekend. To be with the shampoo-pissing guy.

That's insane. Was she ever paranoid about you trying to pull shit?
No, I think that was a lot of the appeal to me, at first. Naively I thought that I would change her or win her over. But once someone's used to being abused, then they're always going to go back to that.

How did you meet your wife?
I met my wife on the dance floor. And I proposed to her on the dance floor, as well.

How did you pick her up?
She was hanging out with a bunch of guys that I didn't know were gay at the time. She was putting her head on their shirts, just like sticking her head onto their shirts, and I was like, "How come you're putting your head on their shirts and not mine?" And it was Cupid arrows from there.


        

 

43 Comments

Mark is kind of a jackass

dj commented on 12/03

Agreed. Mark is a little bit awful, going by those answers.

fs commented on 12/03

this is my favorite Hooksexup feature right now (I am much less impressed by a lot of the other ones)

kb commented on 12/03

Mark is 20 -- of course he's a jackass. Using the word "disgusted" seemed like a poor choice. Also he gives off an "I will find out I'm gay in the next few years" vibe.

PO commented on 12/03

Plaid needs to go out of fashion again, and quickly...

ccg commented on 12/03

Why is everyone an artiste for a living? Designer, illustrator, music producer...doesn't anyone who lives in NYC (right?) do anything, you know, normal for a living?

MRI commented on 12/03

Not if your parents pay the rent.

ccg commented on 12/03

Mark is disgusted by a woman's leg muscles

tg commented on 12/03

Don't be silly. If the interviews had been done in the financial district, you'd be asking, "is everyone in New York a sleazy banker." The Brooklyn Flea Market is in Fort Greene, which is blocks from Pratt, which is probably why they're all a bit arty / students.

Bill commented on 12/03

Love the phrase "it was Cupid arrows from there." Too bad you're married, John!

TT commented on 12/03

Thank the lord for Marian's ex. I feel like less of a creep!

RM commented on 12/03

@ RM - what did YOU do, dude?!

dora commented on 12/03

these ladies have had a lot of asshole, crazy ex boyfriends! this is actually making me appreciate my ex, who wasn't so bad. though he did spend a lot of weekends drunk and only eating peanuts.

celi commented on 12/03

I would get kinky with Amanda, too bad she ain't down with that.

Kolp commented on 12/03

A woman with strong legs? Send her this way!

RCG commented on 12/03

Whoa dude, Jason's kind of a creeper. But I'd still do him.

BM commented on 12/03

@ BM (nice initials) - Jason does seem like a creeper. Not that I know exactly what a creeper is. But he has nice eyes. I found myself liking him, despite his swinger parties! And his flannel.

stel commented on 12/03

People are so freaking nit-picky....no bed sweaters, no strong legs, blah, blah, blah....maybe they should just date blow-up dolls.

RAD commented on 12/03

Guys that like strap-on play from women are usually heterosexual. If a guy is bi, that means he's going to go out and get a guy sometimes, not necessarily ask his girlfriend to use a toy.

kc commented on 12/03

Is John one of those... what do you call it...one of those nice, decent guys?

MM commented on 12/03

Hey - Sarah is really cute.

EA commented on 12/03

The world needs more Johns, less Marks and Jasons. 'I don't *only* date Asian girls'-- said like a man sweating with yellow fever.

LJ commented on 12/03

Mark is a dbag but i think it's kind of funny. Being 20, I guess is a large part of that.

SD commented on 12/03

PO, I agree with your analysis of Mark, totally OTM. Marian is cute, and even in my appropriate age range! Possibly a first for this feature.

IMW commented on 12/03

Yep. Agree with PO about Mark. Didn't figure out he was disgusted by her until he was "in the bedroom?" That's because he's looking for a cock. That was my story...

K commented on 12/03

How come everyone is a fucking artist? Where the hell do you people go to meet all the fucking artists in New York? What was this an artist convention?

KS commented on 12/03

The signs are all there. Couldn't figure out why he was disgusted when he tried to have sex with his girlfriend, until he figured "Oh, it must be her defined leg muscles." (?) Then, it takes him 45 minutes to get off when his new girl is blowing him in an elevator. (??)

IMW commented on 12/03

The 45 minute blowjob sounds anything BUT awesome for the girl. Seriously? No reciprocation? I hate Mark. I know he's 20, but he seems to have some major issues about sex and women.

JLS commented on 12/03

As a rower I know where mark is coming from. I like the girls who row but the way he talks he is a coxswain, they have no filter, it's part of their job to be critical.

JD commented on 12/04

And LJ, there's nothing wrong with a little quote-unquote "yellow fever." We can't -- nor should we try to -- tell ourselves that a person should not be attracted to a certain group of people because of the color of their skin, their religious beliefs, their age or nationality. Bigotry is wrong. The heart wants what it wants. And that sideways pussy is dyy-noo-miite!

PO commented on 12/04

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finished with Mark's and was wondering when he would put two and two together and realize he's gay. When you come out...give me a call.

AR commented on 12/04

"My dad ain't a cell phone"

JMH commented on 12/04

These photos are hurting my eyes (and not in a good, "hipster aesthetic" kind of way). Please teach your intern how to use the exposure settings and white balance on your point and shoot digital camera.

ML commented on 12/04

Okay, I don't /like/ Mark. but I don't really think he's gay. He wants to date a girl who ways less than him, because he can't feel sexy and comfortable in his own skin unless he can feel like the more "masculine" one in every way possible. That's not that uncommon. It's like how I'm really tall, and a lot of shorter guys wouldn't be comfortable dating me. Maybe he wasn't that attracted to her to begin with -he said he had trouble with girls, so maybe he decided to get with her because she was the first girl who was clearly willing to sleep with him... then he realized that the physical attraction just wasn't there. That happened to me with my first guy, actually. I was trying to have sex with someone I wasn't attracted to, so it didn't work. Next guy, physical attraction was much higher.

EC commented on 12/05

oh come on, people are allowed to have deal breakers without being an asshole. and i must say, Jason is quite the catch and i'm a petite asian girl! tehe

mm commented on 12/05

ML, for how long are you looking at the pictures? People don't buy point and shoot cameras so they can fuss with exposure settings and white balance.

ta commented on 12/05

Yeah, I don't think Mark's gay at all. He's 20, and hot actually. Give him a few more years and he'll be ready to throw down...

sara commented on 12/05

Who the hell PISSES IN A SHAMPOO BOTTLE then gives it to his girlfriend? That is some fucked up shit right there.

TED commented on 12/05

20 or not, he's obviously an asshole and a loser. The story about his friend and that girl? WTF

CM commented on 12/05

Jason is more of a dbag than mark, mark is 20

ULIj commented on 12/06

I'd have to admit as a man that Amanda was right about men using some women on the back burner.

cv commented on 12/09

amanda you were right on about men keeping women on the back burner.

dt commented on 12/11

Sarah's photo looks oddly two dimensional...like she is an Amy Adams cardboard cutout.

cat commented on 12/17
 

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