We don't know whether we should be offended or relieved that we don't look like this (we don't, do we? you'd tell us if we did, right?), but either way, we're amused. And because we're in Kansas City—which is in Missouri in case you've forgotten—and a reader sent us this, we're going to share "What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri." We will admit that many of these people resemble our friends and family members. In fact, Sarah Jessica Parker actually looks a lot like our mom.
[Images via PlanetHiltron.com]
(Thanks, Tony!)