OMG! Lily Allen is coming between Harry Potter stars Emma Watson and Rupert Grint! Couldn't you just DIE?

Lily Allen caused tension between Harry Potter stars Rupert Grint and Emma Watson - after calling the young actor while he was on a shopping trip with his pretty co-star.

And when Emma, 17, saw it was Lily calling Rupert’s mobile while he was busy trying on a suit in Armani, she slammed the phone down on her.

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Adds the source: “Emma listened to the person on the phone for a bit and then she said: ‘We’re busy right now, like you should be, Lily.’

Daaaaaaaamn! Hermione be all hardcore, bringin' the broom down hawd and shit! Hang on, are any of these people even dating? We thought Emma was canoodling with Daniel Radcliffe. And we must ask: Lily should be "busy" doing what, exactly, Emma? Getting over that horrible month she had where she had a miscarriage, broke up with her boyfriend, and got dumped as a lingerie model? Seriously, cut the kid some slack. She's got a third nipple, for crying out loud, and we all know what a terrible toll that can take on a person.

Oh, you didn't know she had a third nipple? Would you like to see it? So would we, actually, so meet us back here after the jump and we'll watch the video together, like a family should.