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Helen Mirren's Penchant For Nudity Wins Award That Doesn't Just Exist In Our Minds

Posted by Bryan Christian

 

Dame of our hearts-slash-loins Helen Mirren has just been awarded what we're pretty sure is the most deeply earned honor in her stellar career.

Helen, 62, has now been voted No 1 showbiz personality for "promoting healthy nudity" by the USA Naturist Society.

The Society's Nicky Hoffman said: "Nude is not lewd, it is beautiful. Helen is actually a naturist and goes nude sunbathing." 

Actually, we didn't win anything here -- despite the fact that we are, currently, stark naked -- but we'd nonetheless like to take this opportunity to thank the USA Naturist Society for giving Mirror.co.uk a reason to reveal the exact size of The Queen's jewels. Curious? Click through for the answer and a special photovisual retrospective of the physical attributes that Mirren is being honored for letting free.

Helen Mirren's measurements are: 38C-26-37


Sounds about right...



And how about a few that aren't so nudie but still remind us of what Helen's got underneath those smart outfits.

 


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Posted Mar 27 2008, 02:01 PM
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Comments

eurrapanzy said:

would have been good not to see this in class without a NSFW warning.

March 27, 2008 8:54 PM

HeyGuysWaitUp said:

So you're reading Hooksexup in class?  Really?  With dozens of students behind you, watching your laptop screen, you blithely browse through a blog about sex in the news?  Really?  You need an NSFW warning?  Really?

    eurrapanzy  said:

         would have been good not to see this in class

         without a NSFW warning.

March 31, 2008 1:37 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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