Swear to God, we were just watching ex-State, ex-Stella comedian Michael Ian Black on the CW's mildly underrated Reaper -- and now, here he is on the Interweb, desperately trying to get some validation from a girl he fingerbanged at summer camp. And her name is... Emily???

Dear Emily,

Oh my God! I just realized that when I said I "f-ed you" in my last letter, that easily could be read as "fucked you." God forbid your husband or lover (lesbian?) should read that! If that person IS reading THIS letter, I did NOT fuck your wife/lover. I just fingered her. I was just trying to be discreet about referencing it, which is why I used the initial "f" for "fingering." Total brain fart!

Wow, who knew Cracked.com did something other than listacles!