The New York Times accidentally published a reporter's "terribly misspelled notes." But hey, we're lucky to get the first and last letter of a word down during a phone interview. Or ntes usuallly lok a lttl smthng ike this. [Wonkette] 

Little Rudy Huxtable is going to play a hooker in the upcoming Tyler Perry movie. Remember when she rubbed cream on her chest to try and make her boobs come in? Yeah, where can we get some of that? [Yahoo!] 

Pope Benedict XVI met with sex abuse victims. [NYT] 

Some people have way too much time on their hands; we sometimes wish we were one of them. [Netorama] 

We don't know if we've ever been more tempted to move back to the Midwest. A children's book explaining Mommy's plastic surgery? [Jezebel] 

Another reason to move back to the Midwest would be experiencing shit like this first hand: an accidental pairing of a gun show billboard next to a gun safety PSA billboard.  [Plog] 

Michelle Rodriguez is as gay as Ashlee Simpson is pregnant: you may think you know, but she's not telling. And she'd like to let you (or us) know you're an asshole for even wondering. On people trying to "out her": "I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off. I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors." Gee, she's about as fun as Ana Lucia. [GabbyBabble]