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Commenting Will Get You Laid

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Let us rephrase: leaving thoughtful, civil comments will get you laid. Leaving mean, nasty comments will get you an STD. OK, while we have no proof to back any of this up, we believe it to be true. And we want to hear from you. We know there are a lot more people reading this here blog than commenting on it. So speak up.  


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Posted May 08 2008, 05:21 PM
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Comments

jenny said:

I've commented a few times!  I read your blog religiously...it's on my RSS :)

May 8, 2008 6:36 PM

KrazyK said:

I love, love, love, love, love this blog!  But I'm usually too lazy to comment. At least I'm not too lazy to get laid though...

<3

May 8, 2008 7:11 PM

j said:

I've been curious, how many hits do you guys get here daily?

May 8, 2008 7:21 PM

I'mLeavingaComment said:

You're being kind of needy.

May 8, 2008 7:58 PM

3rdStrike said:

Scanner Emily, if I lived in New York I would totally try to randomly run into you at a coffee shop. You're the cutest!

May 8, 2008 9:28 PM

Maxwell Hammer said:

I comment all the time. It hasn't gotten me laid. I insist that you bathe and oil Emily and send her to me!

May 8, 2008 9:37 PM

David said:

Whoa, whoa. Comments are the just the reaction. Posts are the action.

So, on behalf of the commenters, if you make a good post, you'll get laid. If you make a bad post, we'll give you a herpe sore of a comment (are you listening, Fairbanks?).

May 8, 2008 10:51 PM

Lane said:

I get laid, and I read... but I haven't commented. I'm worried I'm throwing off your numbers, here.

May 9, 2008 1:28 AM

igor said:

here is an important comment... technorati is insisting to me that this blog wrote about my polaroid sex map... yet i see nothing about it... i am confused and sad.. any ideas?

May 9, 2008 2:59 AM

paulhavlak said:

OK, I'm up for that.

May 9, 2008 7:57 AM

Dr. N said:

Am married, so there are no rate-limiting factors on getting laid. I read your blog (and Hooksexup in general) daily.   I especially like that your blog (as opposed to much of hooksexup.com) is even relevant to people who don't live in NYC. Even so, you all have the coolest job; I'd totally want to be a Hooksexup intern if it meant rubbing shoulders with you.

May 9, 2008 9:05 AM

Mandy said:

I prefer to be the wallflower who doesn't get laid, but quietly pines for you.

May 9, 2008 10:25 AM

thinkywritey said:

I comment all the time, and sometimes I even try to say something nice. And what good does it do me? I still have to see shit about Britney Spears here.

Ironically, ProfRobert has not yet chimed in. Perhaps you should send someone to check on him.

P.S. Igor, did you find your post?

hooksexup.com/.../teenage-sexual-awakening-via-google-maps-and-polaroids.aspx

May 9, 2008 10:40 AM

igor said:

<3

May 9, 2008 5:06 PM

meganco said:

This must be some groundbreaking new kind of "laid".

May 9, 2008 8:11 PM

SkyPork said:

I comment, if I have something relevant to say, and I'm not too shy or sober.  

Okay, awaiting the arrival of the soon-to-be-laying ladeez....

May 10, 2008 2:20 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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