Yet another reason (beyond Scanner Emily's blind love) that ABC should not have canceled "Men in Trees?" Anne Heche is now too broke to pay child support. [Gabby Babble]

Jodie Foster and her undercover lover of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, have split. We wonder if the trouble began before or after Foster thanked Bernard publicly. [Defamer] 

Enough with the stupid celebrity couple names already! Johnifer? Really? [Us] 

Uh, here's an idea to solve America's obesity problem? Food should be priced at 1-cent per calorie. We have to say, we'd be happy to pay less for kale these days, it's so damn expensive. [CalorieLab]  

No need to explain, Mischa. If we could afford to move to Paris, we would, too. [People] 

Why those are Angelina Jolie's glorious pregnancy breasts. And it appears all of her baby weight has gone there and to her belly, because she is still thin as a rail. [Yahoo!]