You know what there aren't enough of on TV? Obvious accidental boners. Jean Claude Van Damme tried to remedy this on a Portuguese-language TV show. He did a really good job. Look how proud he is of himself.

The obvious accidental public boner makes us feel so bad for guys, not bad enough that we don't laugh ourselves off the chair when we see it. But, trust us, really, really bad. And JCVD is not the only man to plant a tree in his pants in a seriously public way. The other four guys on this list totally feel his pain.

Wyclef Jean does everything short of cutting it off to hide his hard on, but he's so totally busted.

Gotta give it up to John Legend for not giving a fuck that he's pitching an enormous tent in front of thousands of people.

This wrestler has the biggest "win boner" we've ever seen.

Worst day ever. As if getting hit in the head with a golf ball wasn't shitty enough.

Feel free to leave your own obvious accidental boner story in the comments. We collect that shit like stamps.