Break out the Big Suit: "Psycho Killer" is among the dozens of tracks on Rock Band 2. Also on there: a new Guns 'N Roses song, Sonic Youth, and more 70s craptastic rock. 

A businessman in Florida is being chastised for putting up a billboard with the words "Don't Vote For A Democrat" accompanied by an image of the Twin Towers falling. The man, whose website has a $5 CD with a track entitled "The Republican Song," is only doing what the GOP did in 2004 by hosting their convention in New York City. Oh, right, that was pretty disgraceful, too... 

Kristin Bell signed up for the third season of "Heroes." She said she's thrilled to be "electrocuting people again!"

Are Jenny Lewis and Conor Oberst together or something? Well, anyway, they're touring together later this year, following the release of the new Jenny Lewis solo album, which features an incredible all-star lineup. 

A teen pregnancy movie played in Korea long before Ellen Page popped one out. The title? "Jeni, Juno." 

Headline of the Day: Not News: Pizza place robbed. News: Robbed by your husband while you're working there. Fark: Your parents helped and it was their idea...

Society has grown too superficial, even for us, if anyone's resorting to getting ass implants to stay relevant. (By the way, we're not saying this story is true-- Kelly Rowland getting implants-- but we're worried it might be...)