This week we highlighted the world's growing insanity, lawlessness, and love for full-on nude parades...
Highs:
We got away with having a pair of topless women in a hot tub... in a gallery's window.
We made celebrity memoirs a lot more readable by doctoring their imagined covers.
Some loser "families" thought a bunch of topless women on motorcycles was somehow "inappropriate." We showed them what was what.
We encouraged you to have an affair with our husband.
We found out we're STFree.
We did some ogling of the lovers of celebrities.
We ogled a Japanese porn sensation. A 73-year-old Japanese porn sensation.
Lows:
We lamented the loss of nudity in Cosmo.
Larry King got wasted. At least he didn't make a sex tape.
Amy Winehouse can't handle her liquor either.
We debated the worst model-turned-actress's performance.
We marked the death of a relationship.
And we're ashmed of ourselves for laughing at John Mayer... and TMZ. Wait, we're really not...
Previously: