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Scanner Highs And Lows: Toplessness On Parade

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

This week we highlighted the world's growing insanity, lawlessness, and love for full-on nude parades...

Highs:

We got away with having a pair of topless women in a hot tub... in a gallery's window. 

We made celebrity memoirs a lot more readable by doctoring their imagined covers.

Some loser "families" thought a bunch of topless women on motorcycles was somehow "inappropriate." We showed them what was what.  

We encouraged you to have an affair with our husband. 

We found out we're STFree

We did some ogling of the lovers of celebrities. 

We ogled a Japanese porn sensation. A 73-year-old Japanese porn sensation. 

 

Lows:

We lamented the loss of nudity in Cosmo.

Larry King got wasted. At least he didn't make a sex tape. 

Amy Winehouse can't handle her liquor either. 

We debated the worst model-turned-actress's performance. 

We marked the death of a relationship. 

And we're ashmed of ourselves for laughing at John Mayer... and TMZ. Wait, we're really not... 

 

Previously:

Sloppy Seconds: The Million-Dollar Strip Club Buy


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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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