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While You Were Sleeping: Slamming The Gates Of The Playboy Mansion

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Maybe it's because of our sleep deprivation, but for some reason, this story is hilarious: a gay pirate radio station is disrupting Hong Kong's air traffic control.

Thanks a lot, Alec: the greatest Baldwin is writing in roles for the lesser-known Baldwins in his new movie about the family.

Believe it or not, video games, even Grand Theft Auto, save lives:

Karen Norris, of Streator, will say no such thing. Not after her quick-witted 11-year-old daughter, Audrey Plique, sprung to the rescue of their family because a popular video game showed a potential danger of a vehicle rollover.

"She just knew, from playing 'Grand Theft Auto.' She saw on there that when a car rolls over, it can blow up. She knew that could happen to us," Norris said.

Take that, Tipper Gore.

The man accused of ramming the Playboy mansion gates says he's innocent. Dude, the correct plea is "can ya blame me?"

It was already hard enough to tell these two guys apart without them both being on My Name Is Earl.

"Nicholas Cage encouraged to take acting overseas"-- please, and take Ghost Rider with you.

Hey, at least Tom Cruise thinks Tom Cruise is funny.

And the world's annoying political saga has come to an end: the Mayor of Detroit finally admits that he knew all along he had no chance in hell of surviving his recent scandals and has pleaded guilty. Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick who, as the McCain would love to pointlessly point out, is an Obama supporter, has now given up his office, and will proceed directly to jail. Eventually.

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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