Remember that movie Billy Elliot that all the critics said we were going to love and we never got around to seeing? The adorable child actor from that film, Jamie Bell, is not only legal for our nefarious sexual purposes, but he's also legal to ply with liquor first!
Maybe some brandy (or eight margaritas) would've helped his first on-screen sex sequence run more smoothly...
We'll let Jamie's uninterrupted quote do the talking:
Someone get this boy a fluffer! Or the Red Hot Chili Peppers. For God's sake, don't let his penis shrivel like George Costanza's... the ladies are counting on you, David the Director...
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