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While You Were Sleeping: Mark Foley's Replacement's Sex Scandal

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A homeless man in Florida was arrested for sleeping nude on the steps of a City Hall. Insult to injury: he was given $150 in bail which, obviously, he probably can't even pay.

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Disclaimer: the following story is only somewhat new and was ignored by almost every reputable media outlet. That being said, maybe there's something to it: Democratic Rep. Tim Mahoney, who replaced Mark Foley in Congress, is caught up in a scandal of his own... and, some conservatives say, a sex scandal to boot:

The Post reported that the house Mahoney lists as his primary residence and the address he uses on his voter registration card are not the same. The address on his voter I.D. is listed as a barn inside the district, the address he claims as his primary residence is outside the district. This is unusual in that it doesn’t look good to his constituents that he doesn’t live in the district he represents. However, it is apparently legal.

So... where's the sex?

The discrepancies in where Mahoney claims his primary residence and the address listed on his voter I.D. card (a barn) are supposedly due to the fact that Mahoney and his wife no longer share the same address.

Apparently, Tim Mahoney, through one of his consultants, has paid a former staffer, Trish Allen, $250,000 in hush money to keep a sexual harassment lawsuit brought by Mrs. Allen against Congressman Mahoney from the public view. [via]

 

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Comments

Sebe said:

On March 12, 2008, The Palm Beach Post ran a story where Tim Mahoney touted his vote in creating an independent ethics panel. He is quoted as saying, “The ethical challenges of 2006 taught Congress a powerful lesson: that the American people won’t accept anything other than total accountability of members of Congress.”

In light of recent allegations that Mahoney, through one of his consultants, paid a former staffer, Patricia Allen, $250,000 in hush money to conceal a sexual harassment lawsuit brought by her, it seems the Congressman doesn’t consider himself covered by that vote.

The hi-jinks continue:

Another Palm Beach Post article from a week prior recounts an altercation between Mahoney and Army Corps of Engineers bigwig, Paul Grosskruger, at a DC wine bar which was broken up by Florida State Representative, Michael DiTerlizzi. While everyone was mum about the cause of the fight, it appears that it was actually over Kathy Copeland, a representative of the South Florida Water Management District.

Allegedly, both men were seeing Copeland at the same time without the other’s knowledge, and when Mahoney found out about Grosskruger, he accosted him at the DC establishment.

Finally, there is the case of Kim Roden, Martin County’s (FL) engineering department operations manager. It appears that, currently, Mahoney is residing at her house in a development called the Villas in Palm City, Fl. While this in itself is clearly not ethical behavior, it is entirely legal. However, Ms. Roden, with Congressman Mahoney’s considerable assistance, was instrumental in securing substantial monetary relief from FEMA for hurricane battered Martin County. This skirts the boundaries of legality.

Congressman Mahoney is running under Nancy Pelosi’s Aegis of the most ethical Congress in U.S. history. It is uncertain if this is what they had in mind.

September 25, 2008 12:20 AM

sebe said:

On March 12, 2008, The Palm Beach Post ran a story where Tim Mahoney touted his vote in creating an independent ethics panel. He is quoted as saying, “The ethical challenges of 2006 taught Congress a powerful lesson: that the American people won’t accept anything other than total accountability of members of Congress.”

In light of recent allegations that Mahoney, through one of his consultants, paid a former staffer, Patricia Allen, $250,000 in hush money to conceal a sexual harassment lawsuit brought by her, it seems the Congressman doesn’t consider himself covered by that vote.

The hi-jinks continue:

Another Palm Beach Post article from a week prior recounts an altercation between Mahoney and Army Corps of Engineers bigwig, Paul Grosskruger, at a DC wine bar which was broken up by Florida State Representative, Michael DiTerlizzi. While everyone was mum about the cause of the fight, it appears that it was actually over Kathy Copeland, a representative of the South Florida Water Management District.

Allegedly, both men were seeing Copeland at the same time without the other’s knowledge, and when Mahoney found out about Grosskruger, he accosted him at the DC establishment.

Finally, there is the case of Kim Roden, Martin County’s (FL) engineering department operations manager. It appears that, currently, Mahoney is residing at her house in a development called the Villas in Palm City, Fl. While this in itself is clearly not ethical behavior, it is entirely legal. However, Ms. Roden, with Congressman Mahoney’s considerable assistance, was instrumental in securing substantial monetary relief from FEMA for hurricane battered Martin County. This skirts the boundaries of legality.

Congressman Mahoney is running under Nancy Pelosi’s Aegis of the most ethical Congress in U.S. history. It is uncertain if this is what they had in mind.

September 25, 2008 12:29 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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