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Which Candidate Spends More on Make-Up Than We Do On Shoes?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

And we just got some expensive new boots. 

Hint: it's not Sarah Palin.  


Nope, it's pretty, pretty princess, John McCain. The old man has reportedly paid Tifanie White—a beauty school grad who's done faces for "American Idol"—$5,583.43 to get him camera ready for television appearances.

Um, didn't he once call his wife Cindy a cunt who wore too much make-up? She does, but still.

[NYP: Pretty Face]

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Comments

outatthepictures said:

what's with the pictures in scanner having nothing to do with the posts? confusing me.

September 27, 2008 12:09 AM

jonathanyang said:

well, i'm guessing they wanted to show a picture of make-up or someone getting made-up, which is the point of this entire story.

long story short, make-up + tits > make-up

September 27, 2008 8:41 AM

rowan said:

those are some big-ass boobies

September 28, 2008 7:04 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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