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The Sarah Palin Porno... Revealed

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Apparently, just putting a pair of glasses on a porn star and handing her a very powerful gun is enough to convince people she looks like Sarah Palin. 

Nonetheless, Larry Flynt's "Nailin' Paylin'" (yes, they spell her name differently, as if there's any mistaking who the subject of the film is supposed to be) has some promising elements, based on this ridiculous photo spread from The Superficial...

While Lisa Ann is fine for an adult film star, we really wish someone would make Tina Fey an offer she can't refuse (as in forty bajillion dollars or more-- if there's any hope she'd say yes) to star in this movie instead...


Here's a link to the above photo's NSFW version, which features nipples described as so fearsome, "they could win their own war on terror."

Based on these photos, does anyone actually want to see this when it comes out, probably two days before the Election, thus sealing a Republican victory?

 

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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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