Is eugenics still being practiced in Louisiana? A politician there wants to give women $1,000 to tie their tubes in order to reduce the welfare rolls.
Although Shia LaBeouf's license is going to be suspended, he won't be charged with a DUI in his recent car crash.
Which American celebrity is Damien Hirst's latest, humiliated subject?
A well-known British artist who has made collage portraits of President Bush and Paris Hilton out of porn magazine images is exhibiting the pictures at a gallery in New York.
A gallery spokeswoman says Jonathan Yeo's portrait of Hilton was bought by the artist Damien Hirst ahead of Thursday's opening.
Hirst is offering Hilton a cut of the sales because she never received "royalties" from her sex tape. Huh? Whatever.
Will Sarah Michelle Gellar return to television? For HBO?!
You thought it made sense for that woman to sleep with a cop to get out of a speeding ticket? This guy would have to have marry the cop to get out of his two million bucks in parking tickets.
Some gas station owner in Michigan dropped prices and made up the difference selling T-shirts.
JP Morgan will buy Washington Mutual.
Planned Parenthood doesn't quite understand how, but it's getting thousands of donations in Sarah Palin's name. It wouldn't be so weird if, um, Sarah Palin supported anything PP stood for.
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