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Three Beauty Queens Walk Into a Rental Office....

Posted by Emily Farris

 

What's life in an apartment full of beauty queens like? Well, if you, like us, imagine hell to have pink walls and stuffed animals everywhere, we'd say it's probably kind-of hellish. But if the idea of living in a 50's sitcom is appealing, come on in.

Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA share an apartment in Midtown Manhattan. And if you'd think it's full of cat fights or topless pillow fights or at least a little Hills action, think again.  


What do these three bicker over? 

Scone crumbs, that's what.

One morning, Miss USA rolled her eyes at Miss Teen USA as she used a napkin as a plate for her breakfast scone so she wouldn't have to wash a dish.

Piqued by the scorn from her fellow pageant winner, Perry responded with a little gossip about Stewart.

"Did you know that she almost caught the house on fire?" she says, referring to an incident involving a chicken pot pie and the microwave. 

Unfortunately, folks. That. Is. All.

 [NYDN: At home with the Misses: How 3 beauty queens share one apartment]


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Comments

cara said:

im glad that these beauty queens are humble enough to use the same dinner plates that i use, $50 for a set at Target.

October 20, 2008 11:53 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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