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David Sedaris On Undecided Voters: Chicken or Sh*t?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

In this week's New Yorker the always hilarious David Sedaris gives us a little analogy to help us all understand where America's undecided voters are coming from.

"I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. 'Can I interest you in the chicken?' she asks. 'Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?' To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

Amen, David. Amen! 

[The New Yorker via Jezebel]

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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