Utilizing the latest in CGI technology, Barack Obama's campaign filled in a picture of a small gathering of his interns in an Oregon field with approximately 74,996 "voters," who are "energized like never before" by his candidacy...
The New York Times and other media outlets were fooled by the above photo, which appears to indicate Obama has some sort of "mass appeal," an idea Miss Hillary Clinton would not doubt cackle demonically at.
“Wow! Wow! Wow!” were his first words as he surveyed the multitude, which included people in kayaks and small pleasure craft on the river on an unseasonably hot day in Oregon. [New York Times]
See, right there you know the Times couldn't have been there. 1) "Wow! Wow Wow!" were words reported to be coming from a Presidential candidate and President of the Harvard Law Review, a magazine published in English. 2) Hehehehehhehehehheh. Beavis, he said "small pleasure craft." 3) "Unseasonably hot" and "Oregon" is obviously some sort of sly joke that we ass-cold Easterners do not comprehend.
Seriously, polls show Obama with a four point lead in Oregon (a scary 8% still somehow undecided), and Hillary way, way ahead in Kentucky, with about 11% undecided. Will this never end?
Photo via the Associated Press.