Fans of Maya Rudolph and Michelle Obama: your political comedy wet dream just came true. [Vulture]
A 23-year-old man died during an eating contest. [SNAFU-ed]
Guy Ritchie has been hitting the town with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. We can't wait to see what kind-of trouble these three get into. [Us]
George Bush's former press secretary and fame whore Scott McClellan is publicly supporting Barack Obama. [Yahoo!]
Earlier this week a woman claims she was attacked by an Obama supporter for having a McCain sticker on her car. She said the man carved the letter "B" into her face with a knife. Now, she admits, the story is completely false. [KDKA]