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The Onion Called It Seven Years Ago...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

First, they predicted the emergence of Joe the Plumber in a story published in the nineties. Then, they perfectly encapsulated the Bush Administration... just days into W's first term.

The story went on to "quote" Bush on his administration's support for nation building, something Bush the Candidate had said he was against.

During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years. 

In a high-profile story today that was picked up by CNN, MSNBC, and various other outlets, Joe Garden, an Onion editor and our pick to replace Conan O'Brien when Conan takes over the Tonight Show, had this to say:

Writers at the satirical paper still speak reverentially of the story, in which Bush promises to take the country into a deep recession, worsen the environment and "end the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton."

"Wow, was that prescient," marvels Joe Garden, the Onion's features editor.

"We get asked a lot if we secretly want Republicans to win since there's so much more material," [assistant editor Megan Ganz] says. "The thing is, we always say, we have to live in the country, too. And also, when stuff is really going bad, it's harder to make jokes." [CNN]

Check out the original story here.

 

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Comments

profrobert said:

But at least there were no more illicit blowjobs in the Oval Office.

November 3, 2008 4:07 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Ah, but you know we'll be hearing about all those in 14 years, when Bush's secret evil-doings are finally allowed to be released.

November 3, 2008 4:12 PM

Juan Carlos said:

I will never, ever forget that Onion story.

November 3, 2008 4:24 PM

WoofWoof said:

Dog bless The Onion!

November 4, 2008 9:54 AM

Racer x said:

Yes, god forbid the president gets a blowjob. By anyone!

Should I bother to mention that LBJ liked to pull "Jumbo" out at meetings?

November 4, 2008 3:19 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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