We're wrapping up early today so we can stay glued to the TV. Check out our election thread here.
The Examiner examined the worst celebrity magazine covers of all time. Guess how many are David Duchovny photos?
Another naked prank went wrong.
How the hell did this end up in a kid's Halloween candy bag?
When their children returned from Halloween trick-or-treating, a couple found suspected methamphetamine and $85 in cash among their 7-year-old son's Snickers bars and Skittles. Lars and Shelly Brosdahl called police, who confirmed that the substance was methamphetamine, worth up to $200 on the street. [AP/Yahoo]
An enraged husband and his two brothers got a drunk and cut off his dick as revenge for a supposed sex act committed with the enraged man's wife.
A man who raped a horse got off easy. (No pun intended, please!)
Brooke Smith's role as Dr. Erica Hahn on Grey's Anatomy is over. Do you think it's discrimination? The argument didn't convince us either way.
And the Kate Winslet-Vanity Fair photos Scanner Emily posted yesterday are causing the predictable controvsery. Airbrushed? Photoshopped? Who cares?
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