Next time you make a friend cookies after she has an abortion, please do not use the fetus cookie cutter. Save it for Christmas. [Stupid.com] 

We'll give you a sentence from a story, you try to figure out the headline: "The unmarried former managing director is also moderator of a large internet animal sex forum and has a number of dogs and horses on his farm in southern Sweden." [The Local]

Foreplay is soooo overrated. Apparently. [Telegraph]

Donald Trump is taking good care of Jennifer Hudson while she mourns the loss of her family. [People]

Condoleeza Rice is all about Michelle Obama. [Us] 

Numerous women have been experiencing rashes, welts and scarring from Victoria's Secret bras. One lab that tested the bras said the undergarments contained formaldehyde. We'll stick to buying our undies at Target, thank you very much. [Jezebel]

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