Lil' Wayne won the popularity contest known as the Grammy nominations process. However, it wasn't a total loss: M.I.A., Coldplay, Taylor Swift, and Alison Krauss at least received more than their share.

Sarah Palin's latest ethics violation is being blamed on an "administrative error." Yeah, right-- then why has it been two months since the media had a field day with this "oversight" and only now you're fixing it?

Hey fatasses in Louisiana... Vermont can squeeze you in.

The official overseeing the police department in York County, PA was arrested on rape charges following a two-hour standoff with the police.

No one told us Andrew W.K. was hosting Ted Leo karaoke last night with Ted Leo/Pharmacists playing a full set, plus one where the audience does live karaoke with the band. Awesomeness.

Defamer asks "Is The Reader the new Porky's?" Apparently, The Reader was directed by Judd Aptow and features Jessica Biel's boobs.

We never understand when people talk smack about Brad Pitt. He's a charming old bastard...